Onslaught of Outercourse

"Hey, Daniel! Guess what?!"

I looked at my roommate, Louise. She was waving her phone wildly with a massive grin on her face.

"Come look!"

I set my snack down and got up. I walked over to the counter where she was bent over, butt raised high in the air. I could've sworn she wiggled it a bit, but that might've just been my imagination. I walked up alongside her and she turned her phone towards me.

"Hold it," I started, "you want me to help you with another one of those-"

"Before you jump to conclusions," she interrupted, "read the description."

So I did.

"Join up with a partner and take part in a celebration dedicated to external sex... AKA outercourse."

Louise looked at me with puppy-eyes.

"And you want me to do this with you? We don't really know each other that well." I replied, taken aback.

"Yes, I do! Please? I'll pay you back later, I swear!"

Louise looked at me, eyes as wide as a puppy's, clearly trying to convince me to do this with her.