Interrupted by a weirdo

As you pass through the door, you are lidted up and pulled through a vortex. As you are getting pulled through, you begin to feel your body changing as the new body design you had worked so hard on begins to take shape. You dont get to enjoy the feeling for too long though. Suddenly you are blinded by a flash of light that takes out a section of the tunnel and a being of light enters the tunnel.

Great, apparently this twink named Ariel of all things is here to save your dark soul and bring you back to the path of light. As if. Even without the obvious appeal of adventure, conquest, and women, there is no offer that he could make that could trump getting ahold of a dark goddess.

However, as he continues, you start to think. Hes offering bribes that could turn to your advantage. Time to put on your best acting face.

"Hey hang on! You are acting like this is all my fault. I didnt even know what i was signing and nothing was explained to me! Those two just said i was reborn and there was no going back."

If this was one of your D and D games, you would have just rolled a nat 20 on deception because this scrub bought it hook line and sinker.

"Those witches. Well I'm sorry i couldnt get to you sooner. I cant change your body, but i can do something about your core as well as offer some angelic blessings. Unlike those two, I'll explain it as we go."

Perfect, as you pore over your options, you choose to respect sacred ground. That shouldnt be too much of a nuisance, after all how many churches could there possibly be around here? As benefits, you get Humanity, Domain, and Mark of Submission which should definitely compensate for the added hassle. As you finish up, you make one final decision.

"Ariel, can you get me out of this stream. Since I'm changing sides here, its probably not good to land wherever those two are sending me."

You would have thought you had just offered him a puppy the way his face lit up.

"Of course! Leave it to me." Grabbing ahold of you, he slashes his way back through the dark tunnel.

Suddenly, you feel the breeze and see the sunshine, although it feels alot more hostile than you are used to.

"Where would you like me to set you down? Theres a human fort not far from here."

Hell to the No. The last thing you want is to have to deal with the light now.

"No, i need to go somewhere monster infested. Preferably dark."