Interrupted and ambushed

Professor Mac interrupted Stan and Mei before they could leave. "Mei, am I pronouncing that correctly? May? Meigh? I really like your, uh, ideas for my drama class. I'd love to pick your brain sometime. Can I take you out for coffee or a drink sometime? Here have my card."

Mei giggled. "I love learning about the 1980s, Professor. Let's do it. Stan, hold Professor's card for me."

Stan reluctantly pocketed the business card, and then led Mei in her natural nudity out the building and towards the van parking lot. They passed a beach volleyball court where some of Stan's friends were having a shirts vs skins game.

When they got to the parking lot, there was a police cruiser parked in front of Stan's airbrushed van with a cop shining a flashlight in the van's window.

"Shit!" Stan swore and held Mei back with the back of his palm on her delicate boob. "The bacon's after us for some reason."