Interrogation

I awaken, my skin feels tingly and hot. I feel a hand gliding all over my body, it's so warm and soft. Another hand is obsessively rubbing my balls. I don't open my eyes, they feel so damn heavy, I just whisper...

"What is this..."

I hear a woman giggle "Shhh this stuff will make you feel better, then you can make me feel better... But for now I want you to sleep."

My heart skips a beat as I feel something press against my lips, I open my eyes and see a beautiful woman's face for only a second before a flash of pink light blinds me. I instantly feel my conciseness begin to slip away again. I want more than anything to stay awake, to feel more of her hands, of her lips, but again darkness takes me. I dream of black water swallowing me, carrying me to the bottom of the ocean. The eternal black void accepts me gleefully as I accept my fate.

My dream is interrupted by another flash of pink light...

I awaken with a jolt! I'm breathing heavily and sweating. I look around and see it's day time, I'm in someones living room! I sit up on the couch, I'm covered in countless blankets, as I rip them off I realize I'm naked.

"Where the hell am I... What happened?" I say to myself.

I look through the window and see the bright blue ocean. I shutter as the memory of my boat being swallowed comes back to me. Thats right! My boat sank and then... And then... Well I don't really remember anything after that.

I look around the living room, it seems nice though a little tacky with all the shells and beach themed stuff. This must be a beach bungalow of some sort. I wrap one of the blankets around me and attempt to stand, my legs feel weak and instantly give out. I plop back down on the couch dizzy.

Where could I possibly be? My maps showed no island for a hundred miles in any direction, there is no way I floated that far . Fuck! The ship! The cargo! I can't believe I lost it all, my reputation is ruined. I rub my eyes telling myself it doesn't matter, that atleast I have my life, but I still can't help but feel sick about my failure. My work was all I had and now it's gone, swallowed by an unforgiving ocean.

I shake my head, what happened to my clothes? It's so unnerving to wake up naked. Not to mention I feel so hot, so sweaty. I guess all these blankets could be the cause but it feels like more than that. I rub my thigh and instantly shutter. My skin feels so damn sensitive, so tingly. I honestly don't know what to make of any of this.

That's when I hear a clang noise from somewhere in the house. I instantly feel fear in my heart. I suppose if they knew what happened, who I am, then I'd be in jail already. Keep it together Sheno, just protect yourself and your clients no matter what.

I hear a woman yell from what I assume is the kitchen "Ah your finally awake, just in time for some lunch!"

I couldn't be more confused... Who is that? How did she know I was awake? I stay quiet, I'm to ill informed to speak. Best thing I can do is wait to get more information about my current situation. I stare at the ceiling trying to prepare the lies that will keep me and my clients out of jail.

"Yo I know your awake! These ears aren't just for show! Tell me do you prefer mayonnaise or miracle whip?"

I grimace as I whisper to myself "Duh mayonnaise... I'm not a psychopath..."

I hear loud, deep, echoing laugh from the other room "Good! You passed the first of many tests!"

Damn she can hear me whisper from another room!?! Who is this woman? What is her quirk? What does she mean tests? What the hell is going on!?! A few minutes of silence pass before I hear heavy footsteps coming my way.

A beautiful, muscle bound, dark skinned woman comes through the threshold, she is holding a plate with a sandwich and chips on it. As she approaches and hands it to me she brushes the hair from her face...

I take the plate with a shakey hand. I've seen this flawless woman before on the news, it's the number 5 hero! I think her name is Mirko, the bunny hero!

"Thank... You... Ma'am..." My brain is unable to comprehend her beauty or this situation.

"You're very welcome, now eat and then we can have a little talk."

She heads back to the kitchen, I just stare at the sandwich like it's poisonous. What the hell is happening, did she save me from the water? Does she know who I am? Is this a trick to pump me for info?

I take the smallest little bite of the sandwich. It's a simple BLT but it's made perfectly, the second the taste hits my tongue I realize how hungry I actually am. I begin eating it aggressively while scarfing down the chips as well. Right on que she re-enters the room with a glass of water. I take that too as she sits down in a chair on the other side of the coffee table.

I can't read her face, she just watches me finish my sandwich while nibbling on a carrot. The way she does it is actually incredibly cute. In record time I clean the plate and finish the water. I'm already starting to feel less dizzy.

"Feel a little better?" She asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes ma'am... Thank you..." I keep my voice meek to match my weak state.

"Good, now I have some very serious questions to ask you, I expect honest answers."

Here we go the the interrogation has begun "yes of course ma'am."

She crosses her leg and takes a few more nibbles of her carrot "What's your name?"

This one is easy, I have an alias I use often and even carry identification for "Seto Karou ma'am"

She nods "Nice to meet you Seto as you may know I'm Mirko the bunny hero... Now tell me do you understand the severity of the crime of knowingly trespassing on this island?"

"No ma'am... To be honest I have no idea where we are, my maps had no island in this area."

She takes a nibble of the carrot "Of course they didn't, this is a high level quirk quarantine island... Do you know what that is?"

I shake my "Not at all ma'am."

"Huh, well we can come back to that later... Tell me Seto what were you doing all the way out here?"

Ok man keep your cool, remember the details of your lies "I'm a fisherman ma'am."

She raises her eyebrow "What happened to your crew?"

"I don't have one ma'am, I'm independent."

"You man a vessel large enough to be this far out all by yourself?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Impressive but wildly reckless... Tell me why didn't you activate your distress beacon?"

This is a big question, by law every boat has to have one of these devices. Obviously I don't have one because they are also used to track people who are up to no good, such as myself.

"Everything happened so fast ma'am, I capsized before I truly understood the danger I was in."

"Why were you even out to begin with? A storm that size was surely being tracked."

She isn't wrong, I knew what I was heading into, atleast I thought I did.

"It's been a tough season ma'am... As you probably know fishing isn't as easy as it used to be, competing against the commercial ships gets harder and harder every year. I knew the storm would be bad but I couldn't afford to lose an entire run. I apologize for my negligence ma'am."

She takes a snap off her carrot, her face still impossible to read.

"Tell me about your quirk."

"I'm sorry ma'am I can't..."

"And why is that?"

"Well the doctor said I definitely have one based on the tests, but it's undetermined what it actually is."

"Interesting... How about your parents quirks?"

"I'm an orphan ma'am."

"Huh... Ok well considering your quirk activated in the short time you've been here I have to say I find this answer very suspicious Seto."

I'm perplexed "It what!?! What hell do you mean it activated!?!"

She snaps her carrot again, this time her eyes flash with anger "I'm asking the questions Seto, not you."

My my brain is reeling, is she telling the truth? Why would she lie? I can think about this later I just need to calm down and focus on my lies.

"Tell me Seto how does such a young fisherman end up with so many scars? One of which is clearly from a very severe stabbing."

Fuck! I completely forgot she has seen me fully naked! Fuck fuck fuck think Seto... Think fast...

"Growing up an orphan isn't easy ma'am, I saw and felt things no child should. Fishing was my way out of such things..."

The best lies are based on truth.

"Hmmm..."

She squints her eyes thinking for a moment. The snap of her carrot being the only thing to break the silence.

"Seto tell me do you have a criminal record?"

I gulp, the alias I give her has a clean record but I if I tell her that she is gonna be more suspicious.

"No ma'am... But in my younger years I did commit some petty crimes, they just never caught me."

She seems amused "A boy who doesn't know his quirk getting away with multiple crimes, his record unscathed? You're either absurdly skilled or a poor liar."

I keep my face steady "Look, I'm purely lucky to have an unscathed record, but as my scars surely show I wasn't that skilled ma'am."

"Ha! I suppose that's true Seto."

She snaps her carrot again never taking her eyes off me for a second.

"How did you get enough money to buy a fishing vessel, I doubt they come cheap."

"It was given to me by the man who taught me to fish, he was like a father to me... And now... I've failed him."

I truly do despair over the loss of my ship and the destruction of my reputation. The man who taught me to smuggle is probably rolling in his grave right now. I'm sorry Jack I did everything I could to save your ship.

"Sheesh I'm sure he would only care that you are alive... So tell me how you ended up naked on my beach?"

So I washed ashore naked!?!

"Honestly I don't know ma'am, the last memory I have is watching the water swallow my ship, then I woke up on this couch."

She smirks "Ah Seto I'm hurt, you don't remember groping my breasts while I carried you here?"

Her words catch me off guard "I... I.. What!?! No ma'am I would never... I... I must have been delirious I wouldn't... Please! I'm sorry ma'am!"

She smiles as she finishes her carrot "Don't worry I didn't mind, besides who can blame you? These titties are famous for a reason ya know?"

Her switch to such a playful sexy demeanor has me on the back foot.

"Surely I didn't... I'm so sorry... That's so unlike me I promise."

She grins "Is that so?"

I give a pleading look "Of course!"

She pulls another carrot out from behind her ear and gives it the slightest lick before snapping the head off.

"So you don't like my boobs?"

I feel the blush pretty much exploding off my face "No!.. I mean yes!... But I wouldn't!... I'm so sorry ma'am!

She gives a girlish giggle "Tell me Seto are you a virgin?"

Where the hell is this interrogation going!?!