Interlude: L1554 on Human Sexuality

Author’s Note: Possible trigger warning. This chapter is intended to be humorous, and discusses the inherent lack of logic in the human sexual spectrum. I needed a palate cleanser. As I’ve stated elsewhere if this offends you, you’re just the kind of person I want to offend.

“Owner… uhhh… the emulator’s personality has Ohhhhh… a decided sexual preference for… faster please… women.”

“Unnnh! I’m going as fast as I can, you insatiable little minx. Is that little bit of programming going to bother you?”

I could be fucking her without the emulator active, and it’s fun on occasion to bang what amounts to a human fleshlight, but my career path has made me something of a student of human nature, and I rather enjoy seeing how someone who’s been mentally altered fills in the blanks in the programming. Programming which, by its nature isn’t permanent, but I have plenty of time to reinforce it and basically set up automatic self-reinforcement. Either way I need her as an active ally, so I can use a chef’s creativity while still being able to rely on unquestioning obedience.

“Not really. I just find it confusing.”

“What specifically?” I saw into her, feeling her tight hot cunt contract around my length.

“Why would anyone have a preference for one sex over another when both have so much to give? I understand that certain units are simply wired for it, but it seems like faulty programming, especially because it makes reproduction impossible. Cumming!!!!!!”

Gotta admit this is a discussion I wasn’t prepared to have.

“I’m probably the wrong person to ask that question. To quote Woody Allen, ‘I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ I admit I have certain preferences but not to the exclusion of all else. I guess people are just attracted to who they’re attracted to. For example I’m turned on by a pretty face, something that is totally subjective. Whether that face has a dick attached to it, or big tits, or rolls of cellulite, or even back hair is irrelevant. Some women are either repulsed by or frightened of cocks. Some men prefer them to a nice wet pussy. No one knows why.”

She shudders from her orgasm, and continues to back up against me wildly. “Why would someone be programmed in such a way that it is antithetical to the continuation of their species though?

“I’m well aware that homosexuality is nothing new, and it’s not any sort of aberration, there are just more people who are publicly ‘out’ now than ever throughout recorded history. I wonder if it has anything to do with population control? The human genome staving off overpopulation by limiting the number of breeders? So is homosexuality a positive mutation in the percentage of the population that it affects?”

Why did I ever install logic circuits into a young idealistic lesbian who had never questioned her own sexual orientation? “L1554, this may be one of the most bizarre conversations I’ve ever had during sex. Humans are illogical. We’re a whole mess of spaghetti code that no one ever cleaned up. Part of the reason that AI is nearly impossible is because it’s impossible to account for the chaos that self awareness causes. Sexuality and sexual orientation are fluid by nature. There’s no tracking or predicting it, and there’s very little logic behind it.”

“It just seems… inefficient. Cumming again.”

“Terminate emulator program. I am not having this discussion anymore.” All people should have a mute button.

Realistically you can’t change sexual orientation no matter how heavy handed your hypno-fu is. You can alter it slightly, add in other parameters, expand it, redirect the fluid nature of it, but you can’t reset it. Lissa was a lesbian. L1554 is a lesbian. She’s just a lesbian that happens to derive pleasure from my cock as well.

Supplemental note: the views expressed in this chapter are just that: views. For the most part I share those of the narrator.