Inside the Freeuse Fuckbunny Resort

You walk through the Freeuse Fuckbunny Resort looking for a throat you can **** and a pussy you can creampie. The fuckbunny theme is pretty loose. You see some valet bitches in bunnysuits that cast their eyes down and get out of the way when you stride through, but there are also hot young women in bikinis floating down the lazy river, two chicks in tiny tennis skirts volleying on the courts, and a half-nude salsa dance class.

You are thirsty and you need some liquid to think, so you jump into the pool in your stained boxers and tshirt and wade to the swim-up bar. The bartender is a naked bitch that clearly hasn't had enough throatfucking today, but you are too thirsty to give it to her yet.

"What's it take for a man to get a drink around here?" you ask angrily.

She smiles. "Welcome to the resort! My name is Chloe and I'd love to make you a drink, sir! What would you like?"

"How the fuck should I know," you answer. "There's no menu, you dumb slut. What do you have?"

"I'm very sorry, sir," she apologize like she's not an uppity whore in need of a deep dicking from your swelling chub. "I can make a pina colada, a margarita, a rum and..."

"I get it. You think you are smarter than me just because there's pizza stains on my tshirt, you slut," you interrupt. "Give me a margarita and shut up."

While the bartender mixes your drink, another brunette swims up to the bar. She's staring at your bulge and biting her lip.

"Who are you supposed to be?" you demand.

"I'm Avery, sir," she says and bats those big brown eyes of hers. "Your dick looks so big. Could I please fluff it?"

Fuck, you could get your dick fluffed while drinking a margarita at this resort. Not bad. You toss your drenched dirty boxers at the other bitch and invite the fluffer to suck your stinky dick. Avery's really good at keeping eye contact and working her mouth, so challenge her by first relieving your bladder down her throat. Drinking a cold margarita while pissing down a pool slut's throat is just your speed today.