Inopportune Somersault !

Debbi had to negotiate 200 meters in the far side before beginning her two laps proper in the race. These took her past those teens she knew from the pub. 'Gotta have more selfies later Deb!' she heard, along with cheery cries of encouragement and much laughter.

As she rounded the bend beneath the big screen, Debbi tried to avoid looking up to see her bouncing breasts and buttocks. For some reason, the camera seemed more focused on her than on the increasingly close race between Hilde and Siobhan ! Debbi found she could not keep her eyes from straying to the screen completely and what again struck her was how unattractive that swim cap looked, incongruous as that thought was in the circumstances. There were only a few straggling spectators around that part of the track but that made it easier for Debbi to hear random remarks. 'Why is she naked for goodness sake ?', 'She's not naked, she's got that cap on', 'And shoes', 'Yeah but mothing else at all, 'Slag'.

Both embarrassment and exertion had turned Debbi's face red. Must go on, must go on; can't be last, can't be last was all she kept telling herself. Passing the main grandstand for the first time, Debbi could no longer hear individual remarks, just a dull roar from the crowd of over a hundred. What she could discern above the hum was a preponderance of high pitched laughter. As she looked ahead up the straight, Debbi saw the tape being drawn across the lanes. What ? She knew she wasn't winning and had another lap to go. She looked behind her to see Hilde and Siobhan rapidly approaching. God, she couldn't let herself be lapped in a two lap race, that would be too humiliating on top of everything else ! She desperately urged herself forward.

The judge was frantically signaling for Debbi to to run off to the side so that she would not breast the tape before the winner. Trying to follow this instruction Debbi tripped on the curb, somersaulting onto the grass right in front of the main stand, displaying everything between her legs to both the watching crowd and the camera for the big screen, which had zoomed in to catch the finish. "Well, Debbi seems determined to keep us entertained and to hog the limelight but here come Hilde and Siobhan neck and neck" commentated Diane.

As Debbi climbed woozily back to her feet, she saw Siobhan rush past to beat her German rival on the line. What was worse from Debbi's perspective was seeing Celeste also sweep past her to commence her final lap. "Oh dear, is Debbi going to come last in every event ?" she heard the disembodied voice of Diane intone.