Indifference

“No, I wouldnt notice whatever changes you just did.” you replied, sounding a bit annoyed, “Who did you change?”

“I swapped Tami’s arse over to Francesca.” Rebecca said. She was telling the truth, Tami now had a considerably flatter arse than she did before, and Francesca had a slightly curvier one.

“Really? Ive always known Tami to have a flat bum” you said.

“Thats because the remote changed your reality remember!” Rebecca said, “I swear. Tami used to have a curvier arse, exactly the one Francesca has.”

“I know youre telling the truth, but at the same time, my brain wont allow me to believe it!”

“Its an amazing remote it is not?”

“Change them back, its hurting my head!”

“OK” Rebecca said, pointing the remote again. She didnt fire at all though. “Done.”

“Much better” you said. Not noticing that nothing changed. You put it down to reality changing with the remote. Rebecca was pleased that you didnt notice anything. You now genuinely believed she fixed it, and the conversation you recalled in your head was just changed due to reality. You shook your head to not think about it.

“Come on, lets catch up with everyone else.” you took Rebecca by the hand and led her at speed towards the group.

On the way you both swapped a few more people.