In your office (take a risk)

You walk to your office. The secretary gives you a strange look as you leave. After you sit down, you think maybe you should take a risk. You pick up the phone and call the dean's office. She picks up and says "Hello," She is emotionally panicked in her voice.

"If you don't want a lawsuit, for masturbating in front of me during a meeting you will be in my office exactly one minute," then you hang up on her. Now all I have to do is wait. It will either go really well or really bad.

Here we go!