In the building...

Matilda was having a bad day. The 23 year old executive had arrived to pitch to the board of Roxxon SF, and on her way into the conference she had dropped her phone. Bending to pick it up, her pants had split! Now she was in front of a room full of people and if she turned the wrong way they were going to see her Hello Kitty panties! The only way she was getting out of this is if there were some massive distraction that would take all the attention.

"I need a miracle..." Matilda muttered to herself.

"What was that?" One of the executives asked, looking at her over a pair of thin glasses.

"Nothing, sir..." Matilda gulped.

There was a sudden booming explosion as the far wall came crashing inwards, bricks and plaster scattering across the room.

As the dust cleared, everyone was startled to see the cause of the wall being destroyed was a giant pair of naked buttocks, each the size of a small family car, which had smashed in from the outside. Shock and amusement rippled around the room at the bizarre sight, as half the people ran away in terror and half stayed to examine the enormous posterior.

"Sorry!" A girl's voice came from somewhere outside.

"No problem!" Matilda breathed, taking the opportunity to slip away in the chaos.