In the Guild, a New Job? [pt. I]

*written in collaboration with Namichwan

I had Cloud’s firm as silk-covered-steel left butt-cheek in my hand as we entered the guild, my palm inside his black briefs. I was really enjoying teasing him. In a lot of ways, he was like me, embarrassed about a lot of the perverted things we all got up to. That didn’t stop him from sporting an eight inchish tent in those little undies of his. Aside from his thoroughly basic penis, I found him to be quite the exquisite set of arm candy.

Tifa performed a similar function on my other side and I had to steel myself, once again questioning why I was worthy to bear such powerful magical artifacts as the normality earrings. I felt like a true noble for once with two beautiful attendants on my arms and I couldn't help but grin as a veritable bevy of cute waitresses began swooning, blushing furiously at seeing us. The girls were obviously enchanted by the appearance of my newest harem members and I couldn’t help but feel somewhat overshadowed by them. Cloud, blonde and more gorgeous than I even as a male. Tifa, even bustier and perhaps even stronger than me.

After having more than a few orgasms with Mitsuba, I’d used a normality to send her back to the mansion to work as some sort of maid. Reinhold, her accomplice in crime, was now more interested in having sex with inanimate objects than pulling off scams. I felt more than a bit bad about that, not sure why I’d found the idea arousing in the amidst of a Mitsuba’s tongue climax that the man should get off on fucking cabbages and other assorted items. Still it was a harmless punishment in the end and the knowledge that the old man would no longer be preying on gullible individuals like myself satisfied me greatly. At the end of the day I am a Crusader, and protecting the townsfolk from scammers is a worthy passtime, cabbage fuckers be damned.

“O-oh! Welcome!” cried Rinda, the busty red-headed waitress’s supple breasts swaying delightfully as she turned to greet us, a quartet of frosty mugs in her hands, “If you’re here to eat- gr- Lady Dustiness! It’s so wonderful to see you today!” She bowed low for some reason causing her already exposed and uplifted cleavage to nearly reveal all of the tops of her creamy breasts save for her nipples.

Her bosoms jiggled as she straightened up and her smile was infectious, causing me to do so as well as I slipped out from between my concubines, "We haven't seen you at the guild in a while!"

"Yes, I've been busy unfortunately." I told her as I entered and headed over to the counter, finding the large dining room decently populated for mid-morning. Adventurers were clustered everywhere chatting boisterously as they ate their breakfasts of bacon, eggs, pancakes and toast, along with freshly brewed coffee. Passing by the armored statue of the almost saint-like adventurer Momon, I heard another familiar feminine voice call out to me, "Lady Dustiness! Good morning! Do you need to masturbate? If so, let me help!"

I felt my cheeks burn crimson even though I knew that this sexual custom was now the norm and nothing that anyone would be concerned by. I waved at the petite and rather curvaceous waitress, calling out, "Umu... thank you, Ochacko. I'll keep that in mind..." Ochako giggled, batting her eyelashes at me coyly, "Please don't hesitate if you ever want me to help you, I'm always willing!"

Before I'd turned the Adventurer Guild into my own personal brothel, that girl had been an extremely shy and withdrawn young woman. Now she was an aspiring and enthusiastic seductress, a far cry from the innocent yet timid waitress I remembered. Now she would happily take me into that back room and lick my pussy with fervent abandon.

I felt my innards re-liquefy at the thought. Perhaps I could find a way to convince Tifa to join me for a bit with this pretty little thing in the back room.

Down girl! You just sat on poor Mitsuba's face to half a dozen orgasms! What kind of proper Crusader are you?!

A dirty, naughty one in need of so much righteous punishment…

I gave Ochacko a friendly wave, "Thank you kindly, Ochacko," As she returned the gesture, giggling softly and turning back around, I continued on my way, my unworthy pussy continuing to clench and moisten with appreciation at the fluke of my good fortune.

To be able to live in this new world, one where highborn men and women like myself indulged in our carnal desires without fear of repercussions or judgment. What a life! What a paradise that I was allowed to create within these walls, for myself and my fellow adventurers.

Despite my heady delight, my familiar self-doubt started creeping in again. Again. Why give me this ultimate power? Even as I thought this, I shuddered at the prospect of any number of other unscrupulous and naturally overly well-hung men making use of the earrings. Hopefully history will see me as the lesser of two evils, even if they never recognize the changes at all.

Approaching the windows of the administration counter, I smiled happily to see my lovely Luna manning the desk, her lovely uniform showcasing her fabulous shoulders, the small white collar and vermilion bow somehow highlighting the long, deep canyon of soft cleavage which she possessed.

Her golden hair framed a delicate and attractive face, her round cheeks rosy as if lit by fire, her bright gold irises glinting brightly at me as she suddenly spun on her heel and exited the room behind the counter without a backwards glance.

Luna came out the side door to greet me, her hips swaying with every step as she approached, her long, elegant legs looking perfectly delicious beneath her spare skirt, "Good morning, Lady Dustiness," she smiled as she greeted me. She was a sweet thing.

I smiled back, feeling the warmth of her skin against mine as I reached out to stroke her cheek and kiss her lips softly before I spoke again. "Good morning, Miss Luna. How are you today?" I asked her.

She shuddered back at me. Her eyes softly closed still as my taste danced on her tongue. I fear I’ve made the poor woman a little addicted to me, not that I can see myself ever letting her quit cold turkey either. “Sssooo goood~” She moaned under her breath before drifting back to us with a warm smile. “And how are you today, ****?”

Her question had shot past me and aimed itself at the busty Tifa. Her left bosom popping out of her pitiful protection as she jumped at the realization. “Ah. Yeah, the bet…”

Luna placed her hands upon her hips and saucily wiggled them, "Yes, the bet. I can see you’re attending our harem's queen, so I'll refrain from putting you to work for now." She rubbed her chin thoughtfully as she gazed at Tifa, “But I’m not sure if I’ll have you work the ‘Satisfaction Closet’ or the main room. It's tough. You've the skill to run a tavern, so that seems the best choice but a lady of such 'generous' hills would no doubt deliver much satisfaction in the back room... hmm..."

Tifa looked down bashfully making me feel quite a sympathetic bond between us as she tried to hide the blush of embarrassment that covered her cheeks as she did this cute little half-curtsy, "Wh- whatever you think is best, Lu- m-mistress!"

As a rather intimidating looking Luna kept her predatory attention solely focused on Tifa and her assets, I couldn't help but feel nervous as I spoke up, "A-actually, the reason we're here is to see about taking on a quest. Lots of sex is plenty fun and all but we're adventurers! Our primary business is tending to the needs of the community."

That brought the full focus of Luna’s attention towards me and I instantly felt like I was the subject of intense scrutiny. “Harem Knights do so much for the community already! Breeding all the women to keep us happy and full of future adventurers.” She told me, but quickly shook it off as the blonde guild-girl left off messing with Tifa and her massive globes, "But I won’t deny we might need help on quests still. As chaotic as your party could be, I could still rely on you guys more than others. This way, Darkness!"

She clasped my arm and I felt her deep cleavage encompass it very agreeably as she pulled me along across the room. My body reacted to this sensation, stiffened nipples pressing against my armored cups and I could hardly breathe due to its effect and she smirked, clearly enjoying herself.

Soon enough we were at the job board where there were the usual smattering of flyers. I read over them slowly, recognizing the ones that had been in place for weeks. None of the new ones looked too exciting, the usual fare: Exorcise twenty ghosts, slay fifteen green frogs, locate an enchanted treasure, free two fairies from an evil witch, serve as a test subject for a local sorceress’s new spell.

‘Some sort of monster in the woods that leaves husbands satisfied!’

“I had to change that one from the sexy quest board because it’s getting rather dire. That’s the one I think you guys should take on.” remarked Luna, slipping out from my side to point at the sheet, “It seems right up your alley, no?”

I peered at the piece of paper, frowning as I read some newly scrawled details to the posting.

'Warning: this unknown monster has shown both memory loss and gender change curses. Prepare accordingly!'

Even as my brows drew together in consternation at this information, Cloud followed me in leaning in and reading over my shoulder, "Gender change and memory loss? What..."
He trailed off and I turned to see a tell-tale shudder pass through him. With his top being basically bare save for his suspenders, I couldn't help but notice that his tight little pink nipples were erect.

Hee... did my stoic sword boy have some interesting fetishes?

Luna sighed a bit heavily, as she gestured at a table nearby that had just two adventurers sitting at it, "You should talk with Ludmilla and Stane for the details. They tried the job yesterday and came back unharmed, so it's not that bad. But- um, the side effects of that curse are- um... awkward to say the least. I just, well, I've no doubt that with Kazuma and Aqua along, you'll return victorious. Satisfying some lusty witch should be no problem for our well endowed Harem Knight and our Arch Priest Harem Knight should be able to take care of any curses, easy as pie, right?"