In.. A watersports city

"He is waking up." I groaned hearing a guys voice ring out in my ear. "Hey you okay?" I opened my eyes to see two guys naked. I sat up quickly looking around the room.

"Where the fuck am I?" Now that I looked closer one dude was dripping in some sort of fluid.

"Your in Wateropalis, next to Scattopalis." I looked at the guy dripping wet and took a breath and coughed at the scent. The rank scent reeked of an outhouse. "Do you need to be taken to the hospital? Get him something to drink." I watched as the wet guy ran out the door.

"What the fuck is Wateropalis?" He looked troubled.

"Oh dear, are you from a world with 'wemen'?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Women?" He nodded. "Uh, yeah."

"You seem to have traveled to our world, Homo-World. There is no women here."