Ignore it and go to bed.

“This isn’t real. I’m being stupid. There is simply no way.” Pacing back and forth, every time you look it beckons you. “Fine, fine, fuck it I’m just going to sit down and prove it.” You sit down next to it and sure enough it just sits there wiggling. “I knew it.” You laugh at how silly you’ve been. “All right ya wired little thing. I’m going to sleep.” You scoop it up and toss it. It twists as you toss and spoils your aim. You watch as it bounces off your desk, the wall, then lands down at the end of the bed. “Stupid thing.” Ignoring it you curl up and slip under the covers. Moments later you start to drift.

Some time later you wake up, your eyes wide. A finger or something is tickling your balls and poking at your ass. “Huh. Who’s there?” Did someone break in? You can’t see anyone in the dark. Their attention already has you hard. “Oh my.” You gasp as the tip slips into your ass. It feels thick, but doesn’t hurt. “Oh, that is weird.” You can hear the dildo whirring. “It can’t be.” The thing pushes in further. Your hands grip the bed. “Oh no.” It twists and pulsates. It is crawling deeper and deeper. “Oh fuck.” You can feel your cock twitching. “Oh I think I’m cumming.” Your voice cracks. “Oohhh.” You moan, it turns into more of a squeal as it digs deeper and deeper. Drops splatter down on your face and chest. “Oh fuck. So much cum.” Your cock is spurting over and over. It won’t stop. Suddenly your asshole slides shut. “Oh no it’s all the way in.” You scramble to your knees, cum is now just flowing out like a slow faucet. You stick your finger in your ass. “No I can’t reach it. What am I going to do?”