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You can't believe your eyes...does this kind of thing happen around here a lot?

You really don't want anything to happen to that ass--though you're not entirely certain the snake, big as it is, can handle it--still, what are you gonna do against that thing?

You go to call out to her, but are stopped as the thing draws nearer to her...

You can't help but sense something primal, something sensual about all of this: a beautiful woman, surrounded by **** and danger, and that phallic avatar of desire threatening to envelop her...

This is a side of you you're not used to seeing. It frightens you. And you like it.

Welp, too late, the thing's about to take her in its ja--wait a minute...

She turns to see the reptile not three inches from her and smiles.