Ian Meets Kristi

You walk up to the brunette’s counter. “Hey, I know you are with the IRS. It’s illegal to detain a man high on bath salts in international waters. I demand you release me!”

The brunette smiles at you, which awakens your libido. You wonder what kind of underwear she’s wearing underneath her flight attendant skirt. As if to tease you, she jumps up and down and makes her skirt flounce. “Ian, I’ve been waiting so long for you. Welcome to the Blowjob Universe!”

A neon sign flashes behind her. “BLOWJOB UNIVERSE!”

The brunette claps. “My name is Kristi, and it’s my privilege to be your guide. Through this doorway you will find a heaven built for men, where the world is much like your own, except so much more fun! This world is full of a wide range of beautiful women, all with one desire: to have their mouths fucked and their faced covered in spit, phlegm and your semen!

"Throatjobs, facefucks, rough blowjobs, and the nastiest oral domination.” Kristi's eyes have glazed over, and she is practically daydreaming with a stupid yet pleased look on her face. “Heavens, you can even piss down our slutty little throats if you desire!"

"Blowjob Universe is the ultimate place for a man to get his knob gobbled! Thank you so much for choosing the Blowjob Universe!"

Kristi hands you a personalized golden ticket.