I work an office job

Heading off to work as per usual, you get in your car and make the long slow drive all the way off to your same old boring job as always. On the bright side, you got to work an hour early today since there wasn’t any traffic to slow you down. On the downside, that’s an hour you have to just sit around until someone unlocks the door. …Until someone… Wait, what are you thinking? No one’s gonna come unlock the door for you! They’e all gone, you’d have to find a way in yourself.

But why even do that? So you can sit in an empty room at a desk doing work you aren’t getting paid for in the dark? That just sounds like if someone made porn a chore! And what else would you do in there? Stick it to the man by pissing on his desk? Not only is that just gross, no one is even around to care!

*Sigh* So I guess your schedule’s clear now. What do you wanna do next?