I want to pull on two cocks... I mean dildos! at the same time. Oh yes, I really, really want that.

You look back and forth between the two dildos. They are about an arm's length apart and both about shoulder high. This means, if you stand right between them, you can reach and grab them both.

"Should I?" you wonder. But then you think, "Oh, what the hell, I've come this far, after all..."

And so you do it. You stand in the middle, give both them a firm grasp, thinking to yourself that you have not one bit TWO cocks, one in each hand and therefore, it's almost like you're giving TWO handjobs at once...

Kneel before me.

Not him again! It's not helping at all that this mannequin, with the deep, sexy, commanding MALE voice is continually telling you to kneel before him... Is his voice somehow getting sexier and sexier the more you hear it?

Shit, Paul, concentrate!

You pull on the two dildos.

*snick*

Fuck! a dildo comes out of the wall right in front of your face!

You quickly release the two dildos and dodge it.

Now there are three dildos sticking out of the door. There are two, one for each hand, and now a third one, which is right in front of your face, which means it's for...

Oh... FUCK.

"Do I have to pull on all three of these at once?" you ask, exasperated.

Do you want to?

responds the house computer.

(psst, your resistance is now {resistance} ounces, time is running out!)