I think I'll try some primer and foundation?

Primer and foundation sounds more like a home renovation project than feminine beauty application, don't you think?

But as you are taken through the steps, you see the logic of it. Slots around the makeup mirror slide open holding small pots of primer. This is supposed to help even out your skin and provide a base to help the makeup last longer, apparently.

Wait... do you want your makeup to last longer?

Why would you want that? wouldn't you want to take it off as soon as possible? Or are you the kind of girl who wants to doll herself up in the mirror, working on her makeup and then showing the world how beautiful she looks... all day long?

Yeah, I bet you're that kind of girl, aren't you? The one who wants to look pretty and beautiful for all of the men out there?

Good girl.

Once the primer is done (with the makeup video mirror showing you exactly where to apply it until you get it just right), you move on to foundation. Your first attempt is way too thick, so you have to wash it all off and start again from scratch. But eventually, you get it just right.

Good girl.

And you think... how weird is this. I have makeup on... all over my face. I have this nice foundation for creating a beautiful, feminine face...

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING??