I need to leave NOW!

“Oh my.” It was more to herself than anything else. Her smile faded, and though she wasn't angry or panicked, Sandra seemed suddenly uncomfortable. She quickly put her glass on the nearest end table and stood up. As she collected her jacket and purse, she spoke in a hurried but polite voice, “Ron, thank you for a lovely evening. You've been a wonderful host and I've truly enjoyed our conversation, but I think I've stayed much longer than I intended. I... I must leave now. I, uh... perhaps we can speak again some other time.” And with that she was out the door. So much for that experiment. A whole afternoon of build up, an effort to do the right thing, and here I am, wine-buzzed, horny, and alone.

Thankfully, that can be easily resolved. I opened up the app and started scrolling through my contacts.