I make a run for the tool shed.

Every muscle in my legs tense as I lower myself to the ground like a sprinter, gulping, I shift my hands away from my large erection, just to make sure to be perfectly balanced for the run I'm priming myself for.

Breaking into the dead run, I discover to my horror that Macy, the buxom cop, already saw me on the way, and being 5'10" herself with extensive hand-to-hand combat training, she catches me without much trouble, preventing me from reaching cover. The pervy policewoman grabs me tight in her arms, one hand binding my arms behind my back, the other gripped around my rock-hard dick, and says to me, with her bountiful chest pressed into my back, "Out of all crimes I could possibly catch you committing, I catch your hot bod in the middle of some very indecent exposure. Guess I won't have to give you that strip search I've been promising after all, Darling."

She, illegally, begins to bring her hand back and forth across the length of my shaft, and I moan from the supple hand massaging my erect cock in plain view of Macy's short, redheaded friend, whose face is the picture of pure elation. I say, panicked, between uneven breaths, "It's not what it looks like!"

Macy stops molesting me just long enough to reply, "Are you sure it isn't, Ahab? Because I think 'it' looks pretty good! What about you, Ruby?"

Screaming inwardly at her cavalier twisting of my words, I see her friend, Ruby, pull a nice, expensive looking camera out of her bag and begin to set it up, as she giddily states, "One of the best I've ever laid eyes on!", now, freaking out and blushing beet red, with the sound of the nerd women and Ming Zhao chasing me on the edge of hearing, I shout in desperation, "I don't want to be naked! Please, you've got to help me out here!"

"Tsk, tsk, Ahab. You do realize public nudity is a crime, right? Even if sexy guys like you make it my favorite crime, and you allegedly don't mean to be out here showing off your incredible dick to us, I still ought to arrest you for committing it, and drag your naked butt through the police station for all the cop ladies to see, but..."

The officer, blatantly abusing her power, gives my penis another little stroke, and I moan. Loudly.

"Maybe, if you were to do me and my friend Ruby here a little 'favor', I could let you off with a warning..."

Oh god, what choice do I make here?