I have never slept with an elf before..

"So let me get this straight: You want to sleep with the elf because she is of a different race? A race you haven't stuck your dick in yet? Right?"

You wouldn't have put it like that. But she's not wrong. Even if it sounds like a shitty excuse, you've actually always wanted to have something with an elf. This may be your last and probably only opportunity.

So you nod.

"I see," Mira says.

You would have expected a slap in the face, a kick in the guts, or just loud screaming. But nothing came.

"Good, then you can go and tell her that you will be joining her tonight."

You are taken aback.

"Mira?"

"Yes?"

"Are you really okay with that?"

"Yes. Now go to her. "

You slowly walk back towards the door. Still, you are not sure if she is serious or if it is just a test.

"But Gunther," she says suddenly and you turn to her. She looks at you again with a cold, expressionless gaze.

"I won't be forgetting it."

Alone, you return to the elf. It will probably be okay, even if Mira was anything but thrilled. But like she said: she doesn't forget and she will get her **** on you later. She would. Definitely. You knew your wife well after all. The question was not if, but when she would pay you back.

The elf jumped for joy and clapped her hands when you accepted. She went straight to her guest room to "make herself pretty". Even though you were hours away from the evening.

But you also wished you could hide yourself in one of the guest rooms. The looks your wife gave you for the rest of the day were deadly.