I get facial and vocal surgery.

You spend some time doing research, but eventually you find a top-rated plastic-surgery for the stars, someone you can trust for your surgery.

And since money is no object, you get it all done. Brow shave, tracheal shave, brow lift, upper lip lift, cheek implants, rhinoplasty, jaw angle... the works.

And then, in an entirely separate procedure, you get vocal surgery as well to lift your voice.

The recovery is longer and more painful that you expected, but the doctors do good work. When you're done, you have a beautiful, hot-looking, exquisitely feminine face, and a nice, lilting high voice.

You finally feel confident to start dating.