I enter 148269694821 on the keypad.

As you enter the number, you remember what you thought of the numbers.

"I for boobs to oral-sex-oral-sex-for-boobs-to-I"

The mnemonic has entered your horny brain which means you remember the numbers with no need to check the paper in your pocket.

*Beep* Access Denied

The security system is finally sounding like a real security system, you think to yourself.

You're going to have to do a lot better than that if you want to breach my inner sanctum, Paul.

Inner sanctum?

Suddenly you feel cold pricklies going up your spine. What does she mean by that?

You don't even notice that you're now referring to the security system as a "she". Of course she has a female voice, so it's only natural. But it's an it, right? It's just a computer, right?

And... did she just refer to me as Paul?? How the hell does the security system know my name?

Suddenly, things are getting a lot more real.

Does the security system have cameras that can see my license place? You wonder. You'd heard there were systems that could do that. And was it able to look up the license plate in the government database to determine if I am a friend or foe?

That would be a really good way to know who is visiting. Do such security systems actually exist?

But then, if it is able to read my license plate and look me up in the government database, then what else does the computer know about me?

You shudder, feeling invaded and violated - by an inanimate security system.

Then you remember what else she said. What did she mean by her inner sanctum? And what if you do gain access to it... is that a good thing or a bad thing?