I can't tell, I'm too busy freaking out.

The last thing I could possibly want right now is another hot girl getting an up-close and personal, unobscured eyeful of my naked penis, but that was Raquel's exact humiliating request, so I start losing my mind. "Nooooo!! Please, anything but that!"

"What the hell, Raquel?" Ming Zhao chides, moving herself protectively in front of me, to ensure I was shielded from view.

I'm nearly having a meltdown, on the verge of tears, considering the vast number of women who've already seen everything I have to hide, wondering whether it would be worth the humiliation of showing just one more my dick, if it meant someone would finally help us, when I feel a warm blanket wrap around my hips.

"Sorry, sorry, that was a tasteless joke." the voluptuous black lady says, giving me a reassuring, sympathetic look as she secures the throw she's dressing me with, "Are you gonna be okay?"

After a few calming breaths, and the chance to take in the wonderous feeling of being clothed in any way, shape, or form for the first time in over an hour, I reply to my savior, **** up only slightly, "Maybe once I'm out of these handcuffs. Thank you so much."

"It's really no trouble. Oh, and about those cuffs, I should have just the thing for them in my busking box." she replies, and waves for us to follow.

Still feeling ecstatic at the fact that my junk was undoubtedly hidden from sight, I walk alongside Zelda and Ming Zhao behind our new best friend. The scarcely dressed businesswoman looks almost as relieved as I am when she says to me, "I'm so ineffably grateful that you're finally safe Ahab... Oh, and us too, I guess."

Zelda subtly rolls her eyes at nearly being left out.

"Yeah, same here." I reply, mulling over all the horrible things that happened to me today, before adding, "Just know I still don't totally forgive you for earlier today. That spanking you gave me would probably take a huge gift basket to apologize for."

My crush sheepishly chuckles, and tries to shrink from view at the memory of all those naughty, lascivious things she did to me, as Raquel, with the assistance of her beagle, finishes digging through her box of performance art paraphernalia, and pulls out something that will end our shared nightmare.