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"Hey Jane! What's up?" Jade answers.

"Not much, what are you up too?"

"Nothing really. Kinda bored."

"Want to come over? Other than my brother the house is free."

"Yeah, sure! I'll see you in a few!"

I hang up, and notice John standing in the entrance way to the kitchen. I figure since he just watched me call Jade, now would be a good time to set him straight.
"Hey, my friend Jade is coming over, try to keep away from us. Please?"

"Yeah, sure. Whatever." John snickers before finally leaving me alone. What is his problem?

About a half hour later, Jade arrives. The two of us exchange a hug. "So glad you're here!" I tell her.

"Thanks for having me!"

I bring her upstairs into my bedroom and we start a conversation. The gossip gets good, but then I feel something inside me. Nothing bad, but it’s coming. "Oh man, I'll be right back." I spring up from my spot on the bed and hustle into the bathroom for a quick pee. Once I finish I slowly make my way back, and I notice something from the hallway. My door, for whatever reason, is closed. Much worse, John's door is open and his room is empty. I swear to god...

I open the door to my room and sure enough, there he is. John is sitting next to Jade on MY bed. He's holding something in front of her, and at first glance it almost looks like that thing he waved in front me back in the kitchen. What was that again? Doesn't matter, I have to stop this!

"Hey!" I shout as I confront him. "I thought I told you stay away from us! What are you doing you little-"

John snaps his fingers.