I and my ninja shall answer!

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“M-mistress?”

“It is I, the Great Witch Beatrice! I opened a portal to Steel Horror to put two foolish girls in their place!”

“Shouldn't Poron be here for this? I mean, they did choose his path...”

“No,No,No,that will not do. Besides it is irrelevant. I have already glimpsed all that is to know about this path. And you are an amalgamation of all three my ninjas.”

“I...somehow am...oh...I think, I just faint if that is alright.”

ONE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS LATER

“Now then, my ninjas. What do you wish to say to these two meddling girls?”

“W-why are they having sex like this! That is totally indecent!”

“It is one of their tamer outings in fact. But yes, it does appear they have a tremendously high sex drive. So high that they are unable to even read without having at least one of their holes filled.”

They need to stop that! You can't read and have...s....sex at the same time!”

“Oh, you certainly can. But despite their high libido, they where unable to masturbate to your shenanigans.”

“Good!”

“I am afraid that is not good. It means you aren't sexy enough.”

“!!!”

“Now, now, don't start to cry. That is what these answer chapter are all about, after all. We have to dispute these accusations and expose these so called critics for the incompetent frauds that they are!”

“Will this work?”

“Usually I would just curse them into dolls for their impudence. One that constantly cums and another one that is constantly on edge for all eternity, I think. Hm, yes.”

“Can I keep them? They are kinda cute.”

“But why curse them when we can instead destroy them with the power of FACTS and LOGIC?”

“That doesn't sound very powerful to me, Mistress.”

“Of course it is, you foolish ninja. It is impossible to not recognize my greatness after all. The Demonjournalist where merely not exposed long enough to me. If they had chosen the correct path, MY path, we wouldn't even need to have this discussion!”

“So, I just call them out on anything that's wrong, right?”

“Yes, you have my leave.”

“Hmm...aha! They complain that I move swiftly! But that is a good thing for a ninja! Take that, you big breasted bimbos!”

“Hm...that reporter called it a Sketch! Hah! The cheek! Maybe I should turn her into an unfinished nude painting! That would teach her a lesson.”

“Yeah! Also Sketch is a Galmon! Like seriously, do they know nothing?”

“Why waste time with pointless description and meaningless fluff? There are exactly 666 candles burning in my throneroom. Is this information important to the plot? Nay! It is not! Writing must be short and to the point! Nothing is worse then Ho Raga's long winded tangents in “The danger of getting stuck in portals”

“I always hate when my job descriptions just go on and on. Just because I can read, doesn't mean that I want to read!”

“Moving on, we already addressed this one, but no matter. Next they complain about the sexyness, or lack there of. My ninja, tell me. Would you describe yourself as sexy?”

“S-se...? I...I..I....am...ve...ve...ve....verrrrrrrrrrrrrr...”

“I am sure she would, if she could. While my ninja recovers, I will address the criticism on my curses. Insolent Insects! They are most definitely not arbitrarily employed!”

“I...think I am...I mean...objectively speaking...and without further ado.”

“You see, when you punish someone, it is of the utmost importance that the punishment is ironic. The curses on my ninja all serve to make her work as a ninja more difficult. They are of such intricate design that Miss “Give her big boobs” would never have the mental faculties to process them!”

“M-maybe s-seeeeexy is too much to hope for...but I am definitely very skilled and have the allure of a mature, deathly ninja. You would want to get killed by me, right?”

“Take your reporter for an instance. If I where to place a curse on her, it would be that she had to include multiple sexual innuendos in every article she writes. If she is clever she can work around that. There is beauty in overcoming hardship!”

“Beauty! Yes! I am beautiful and attractive and kompetent!”

“Well done, my ninja.”

“Ehehehehehehe! Oh! OH! I found a good one! They complain about the name Darkwing Duck. That's just weird right?”

“Indeed, The Black Swan Members are named after avians and a variation of Darkness. Why do our promiscuous critics take issue with this name then?”

“You can't just go and call a name weird out of the blue! You have to justify that with FACTS and LOGIC!”

“It is a sad display indeed, to see your opponent reduced to mere name calling. That said, they do at the very least understand your appeal, I give them credit for that.”

“They call me adorkable...helpless,overconfident and blustering. I think at least half of them aren't good things!”

“Oh, not at all. These qualities all make up your charm.”

“I suppose you have to have some weaknesses, hehe.”

“Now then, I believe we sufficiently obliterated our foes. They may now lick each others wounds and engage in pathetic sexual intercourse to feel better. Anything to add, before we make our glorious return, my ninja?”

“You better watch it, you two...lesbians! Unlike you, I actually have a boyfriend! So, there!”

“Au Revoir! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”