I WANNA …

“When you say Skills, what exactly do you mean,”

“Skills.” He repeats. “Y’know, special abilities. First off, do you want to go the Physical route or the Arcane path? It’s usually better to pick one and go all in. Like I said, you’re not here to be the Hero. Do you want to be a Slashy Smashy or a Zappy Blasty?”

“Magic! Definitely magic. Can I have access to all the elements?”

“Sure, no problem.” He nods. “Anything else?”

“I’d like Alchemy, Engineering, Biomancy, Technomacy, Anatomy, Medicine, Observe, Identify, Crafting, and Item Box, if that’s all ok.” I ask, trying to keep my voice calm.

“Biomancy? Technomancy? I’ve never even heard of that stuff!” He responds puzzled.

“How about the ability to make new magic? That way I can surprise you all with shit you never seen before?”

“Ha ha! Hell yeah! That’s what I’m talking about baby! I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me! LET’S GO! One more gift from me to you.” He touches my forehead. “Let’s max out your Riz game! Do people still say Riz? Never mind! Let’s just say you’re VERY persuasive. Ok. I think that’s everything. All set?” He claps his hands and I’m blinded again.