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"Dude! Dude! Wake up!" yelled Jerry as he ran into his frat brothers' Rod and Harrison's room.

Rod and Harrison woke up groggy and hungover. "Fuck man," said Rod. "Fuck off!"

"Really, fuck off!" said Harrison.

"You've got to see this!"

"This better be good." Rod and Harrison were only wearing boxers and they followed Jerry to his room. Jerry opened the door.

"Wow!" said Harrison.

"I just found her like this! I passed out in the living room, and Bucky is still down there passed out."

Harrison leaned over the passed out woman.

"That's fresh cum," he said.

"Not mine," said Jeremy.

"Who is she?" asked Rod. He spotted a purse. He picked it up.

"I don't know who she is," said Jeremy. "Anything in her purse?"

Rod found a wallet. "Says her name is Samantha Guillory....and...oh...my...god!"

"What?"

Rod showed the other two boys a photo of Samantha with a younger woman who looked like a younger version of her.

"Is that?" asked Harrison.

"That's Shilo Guillory," said Rod.

"President of the Zeta Mu's?"

"And, President of the Student Baptist Union."

"The ones who always protest the naked 5k and the the LGBTQ alliance's drag shows?" asked Jeremy.

"The very same!"

All three boys smiled.