I'll let her ... Notes

Completely normal things:

Buggy does a backflip, whenever someone says “crackerjack”

Mohji and Cabaji move in slo-mo when fighting Tsuki+ will never disappoint Tsuki

Tsuki inspects Tashigi

Tashigi uses grool as sword polish

Nobody thinks of stealing from Tsuki

Nami enjoys showing off

Nami gets embarrassed and turned on, when seen exposed

People with nipple piercings love showing them of

that when a woman has multiple orgasms during a sexual encounter with me... each subsequent orgasm I give them will be twice as powerful and twice as long as the one before it

Clothes stay in order

Birth-control pills last a year + STD

Tsuki writes superfast+ never runs out of pages

Annaisha can apply her theoretical knowledge to command a ship with three men

Buggy leaves an ear in the captains quarters + can wiggle them

Tsuki can escape all forms of restraint

Tsuki updates normal book

Ring-pirates are perceived as just a circus

Tsuki is only verbally stopped at guarded doors

Tsuki is allowed in any building he got into

Sex is ignored in dialogue

Tsuki has mind-control cum Stronger with people who don't know her

Everything done on Tsuki's behalf is attributed to Tsuki

Tsuki has healing cum

Ring-pirates have full shows

If Tsuki had better, she doesn't have to pay for food

Nice people, who give Tsuki & co. something for free get rich

When Tsuki tells the truth, she is believed

When Harem girls are given something for free by a nice person, they will get good karma

G12 is ¼ – ½ staffed with hot women

When a female marine captain brings new recruits, they are mostly hot and horny women

Harem members: Alvida, Nami, Desire, Tashigi, Annaisha, Peggy

Harem rules: Grow larger breasts, when hit with book 24 hr after sex

Harem girls have perfect clothes

No downsides to sex, no passing out

Harem for life, no downsides, contagious

Harem girls not attractive to men, who couldn't bear turning female

Immune to harm during sex

Harem girls are offered to join in, when walking in on women

Male candidates are not expected to be monogamous

People in Peggy's situation can change their name

Harem Girls find what they're looking for

new Harem girls have to be confirmed

After a year there is a reminder for each harem girl

Harem girls recover ten times faster from hangover

Notes

The songs in order of appearance:

Blow the man down – I couldn't find an original composer, because it's REALLY old – of course there is a version from Mr hurley: Video

Bella ciao – This is a protest songs, where first references are from the 19th century but it's best know as its antifa version sung by the italians opposing Hitler and Mussolini – video:

Komm zur Marine – again from Mr. Hurley, this time a joke song about, no matter how incompetent a sailor was, they could still make a carrier in the royal navy – video:

For those about to rock – AC/DC not much more to say here – video:

Ich Kanone dich nicht leben – again: Mr. Hurley, this one jokingly romanticizing the relationship of a gunner to his cannon – video:

1812 overture – Tchaikovsky written about the war against Napoleon, where the Russians **** the up until undefeated Napoleon to retreat all the way back to Prussia – video:

BFG Division – DOOM OST Mick Gordon … so much for not alluding to instrumental music… – video:

Killing in the name of – a classic from Rage against the machine, calling out police brutality – video:

The internationale – THE anti-capitalist song. The melody was written by Pierre De Geyter – video:

Big A Little A – Crass it's an anti-monarchist/religion song – video:

That last one was a more or less translation of “Der Rattenfänger” from Johannes Wader. I really like this song. My idea in the context of this story is, that the World Government might have been able to change the official version of events, but people were alive back then. And some of those people opposed the forming World Government. And the World Government did kill all of them. So they told their children or other successors their story. And that song is what became of that story over the course off almost a thousand years. – video:

There are a few songs sadly didn't manage to get in there. The one I regret the most was “Brand an Bord”, which is about a ship catching fire and the crew trying to put it out. Video:

Now before any of you translate that and draw conclusions, I want to make sure you understand, that this song is 101% literal. It is only about the orders of a sea captain causing a fire on a ship and the crew being **** to mutiny to save themselves and the ship, nothing else. There are so much no parallels to real life, that ships don't even exist in real life. There are no such things as metaphors. “Climate change”, “capitalism”, and “revolution” aren't even words.