How we got here

A thin, balding college principal in his late fifties stared out of his office window, his hands resting on the windowsill. “Every once in a while you get the kind of situation that’ll make you wonder, ‘how did we get here’? But this?!” He yelled as he turned around, facing the four women in his office. “This is the MOTHERLOAD of BULLCRAPPERY! So if you fine ladies could give me some kind of explanation…”

The four woman were dressed most peculiarly. Caitlyn was dressed in a black angel-like dress, which heavily accentuates her c cups. Dana wore a loincloth with matching bra. Isabella wore a bright neon green bikini briefs, but no top. And Alice wore a skimpy sexy nurse costume.

“Mr. Brindlewall, sir. We can explain everything…” said Alice panicky.

Caitlyn continued. “It all started last night…”

“I’m telling you, he’ll be gone for the rest of the night.” Isabella smiled, as she climbed the wooden fence of their neighbor.

“Are you really sure about this?” Asked Alice. “We could be arrested!”

Caitlyn answered. “Look, I get that Isabella’s plans never go right…”

“Hé!”

“But you gotta take a risk every once in a while. You don’t want to live your life wondering what if, do you?”

“But…”

“A butt is what you should be getting in that pool, Alice. Now move!” Shouted Dana, as she shoved her friend along.

“So you four went swimming in your neighbors pool?” Asked Brindlewall.

“Well, more precisely, we went…”

“Skinny dipping!” Cheered Isabella, as she jumped in the pool, the others following suit.

“See, Alice. This is fun!” Said Dana.

“Well, I suppose it’s-“

“THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY POOL?!”

The girl looked in surprise in the direction of the shouting, seeing their neighbor standing by the entrance. They grabbed the air mattress as they climbed out.

“Uh... Hi, neighbor! Back so soon?” Smiled Isabella sheepishly.