Chapter 15
by Alex_Jay
What a hilarious misunderstanding
How does Reader respond?
I will not sulk, I will not sulk, I will not sulk Reader ordered himself as Talia/Stacia crooned over the qu-tip full of his saliva. “Who’s got a powerful mage’s DNA? You do! Yes you do! Who’ll make a good clone? You… Oh! Um.” She broke off, looking embarrassed as she caught sight of Jon’s sulky expression. “I’m sorry, was that too forward of me? I miss subtexts sometimes,” she added apologetically.
“Oh! No,” Reader said, trying to laugh it off. “It’s just that, when you asked for a DNA sample, I thought you wanted it in… you know, haploid form”.
“Oh my goodness, haha, how embarrassing!” Stacia/Talia laughed. “No wonder – but wait, you did say yes…” she continued, her overlarge eyes widening as they circled the room.
Before Reader could respond she had continued, “Well – I mean – as it happens – I had made this setup in part in hopes of finding a… a haploid donor. Though I’d been imagining more of an intelligent mundane boy, who might be open to a – a domestic arrangement”…
“Oh, well,” Reader said quickly, wishing the ground could swallow him, “if you only want haploids from domestic sources, that’s-”
“I didn’t say that!” Talia broke in quickly. “I just – I mean – w-would you like to give a haploid donation?”
Before Reader could finish formulating a response, she had continued, “I have little actual experience in stimulating male genitalia, but I’ve practiced enough on prostheses that I think I would be better than novice level”
“Put it like that, How can I refuse?” Reader said slowly, still expecting to see a camera crew pop out from behind a cabinet as Talia, smiling shyly, knelt down in front of him, her school skirt flaring out as she tilted her pelvis to accentuate her lean posterior. She looked up at him through her lashes as she slowly and deliberatlely began unzipping his trousers. On a whim, he decided to cast Enhance Body now, earning a little ghasp from the girl in front of him as it took effect.
“Is that?..” she asked wonderingly, looking up at him with huge eyes.
Reader nodded, feeling pleased at the results. “Another spell. More draining than most I have, but worth it, don’t you think?”
“Fascinating. And arousing,” she murmured, looking artlessly alluring in her submissive pose.
Reader marveled at the sight of this hot Slavic woman kneeling before him, biting her lip with a slight smile as she revealed his swollen member as though unwrapping a Christmas present. She gently cupped his balls, her warm tongue gliding from base to tip before she planted a small kiss on the very tip of his head.
“How does that feel?” she asked, looking up at him while thrusting out her top and bottom.
“Very nice,” Reader said, putting his hand on the back of her head. She allowed herself to be guided, enveloping the tip of his shaft with her lips as he pressed her forward, slowly taking more of him every time he rocked forward. Her fingers dug into his thighs as she warmed to her task, cute moaning noises emerging from her throat as the two did their best to maximise Reader’s pleasure.
“Mmm, good girl…” Reader murmured and took a handful of her hair, only to feel Stacia freeze in place.
He withdrew, concerned she’d been turned off by the dirty talk. “Everything all right?” he asked, to find her staring at him somewhat unnervingly.
“Prosthetic malfunction,” she said in a strangely toneless voice. “Please continue. You’ll have to take over the rhythm yourself”
“Um… you sure?” Reader asked, doing his best to pat her head in a reassuring manner.
“Yes. My higher functions are unaffected, but I won’t be able to read your body language until I get home and recalibrate. For maximum efficiency, you should therefore take control of my head’s motion to ensure your own enjoyment. This will also provide valuable data when I review the footage later”
‘W-wait, you’ve been recording this?’, Reader asked, not sure that was the best thing to focus on but unable to think past it all the same.
“I had been. Woul you prefer I don’t?” Talia asked in that same, robotic voice.
Reader considered, more out of his element than ever. “Not really. But you should know I’m not very popular at school. Being seen to have sex with me would probably not do wonders for your reputation” he warned.
“That is irrelevant; it’s intended for personal use only. Please – when you’re ready” she added, opening her mouth and looking up at him with a detatched expression.
Reader was unnerved by the sudden change in manner, but the prospect of losing his oral virginity was an overriding concern just then. “D’you mind if I talk dirty?” he asked uncertainly, bringing his stiffening cock to just graze her lips.
“Pweave do, i’ wi’ make da footag moah intewefting” she responded, taking his head between her lips and looking up at him with that same patient, neutral expression.
Reader seized a hold of Talia’s head, first rocking gently, then thrusting firmly inside her mouth. “I like how your mouth feels on my cock” he proclaimed. “And I like that a smart girl like you wants me to take charge. You’re pretty sexy, you know that?” he said as he facefucked the thin, kneeling woman. “Bet you like doing what lots of men tell you, don’t you? You're built for it after all.” His cock stiffened further, and he tickled the skinny girl’s tonsils as he fucked her face with enthusiasm. This is so much better than my hand he thought as he modified the feel of Talia’s mouth by squeezing her cheeks and lips, her only response the occasional grunt. “Fuck yeah, just like that girl!” he exclaimed as he squeezed the girl’s flesh around his cock. Her only response was a muted ‘Gluck’ as she caught as much of his copious ejaculate in her mouth.
Reader stared down at the Scythian Healer, still uncomprehending of the direction his life had gone in the last few hours, but she was all business, rising swiftly to her feet and filling several test tubes halfway from her mouth. She turned around to see Reader dazedly reaching for a tissue.
“Apologies,” she said in the same neutral tone, swishing back again. Her skirt rode up revealing pale blue panties as she squatted in front of him. “I know from instructionals that cleaning one’s partner’s genitalia is an important part of oral service. I was focused on the samples and forgot, but I would not wish to commit a breach of etiquette.” Reader could only watch mutely as she licked his cock and balls clean with the professionalism of a mother cat.
“I must apologize again for my prosthesis’s unexpected malfunction” she said as she deftly pipetted preservative into the samples. “I hope it has not dissuaded you from using this space in the future. I would like to continue our interaction once it has been recalibrated”
“Um… Yeah, me too,” Reader said, knowing very little but sure that he wanted to see more of this strange girl. “I’d certainly like to… ask you questions about… biomancy?” he said, saved from trying to make further small talk by a soft alarm from the drone.
“I would be happy to answer them. Our next class is beginning. Thank you again for the sample,” Talia said, whisking away with a swish of skirt.
Reader stared after the departing form of her slender buttocks, only now realising that he’d gotten several notifications, including a new skill:
New Skill: Dirty Talk LvL 1
Turn on your partner with words alone. +0.5%*INT*CHA*Skill Level to partner’s arousal when you engage in pillow talk
Huh. So she liked it? Reader wondered as he read over the new skill.
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