How about cleansing and moisturizing? I heard they're important.

You remember hearing someplace that cleansing and moisturizing your skin was an important first step for basically, anything that a woman would do. Aren't women always cleaning and moisturizing, like all parts of their bodies all the time?

Of course, as a man, you hate moisturizing. Doesn't it just make your skin all oily? Why isn't good clean skin enough?

But it's not enough, of course, as the makeup chair takes you through the various steps to cleaning and moisturizing your face to prepare it for makeup. And for every step, a drawer slides open (*zip*!), a door opens up (*click*!), a sink is revealed, a faucet pops out and water comes up.

And there are a surprising number of steps! You have to:

1. Rinse your face with luke-warm water.
2. Cleanse gently with a cream-based cleanser.
3. Rinse again.
4. Use a toner, especially around your "oily T-zone", which sounds more like something you'd find on a race-car track than on your face.
5. Use one of several different "serums" for your "problem areas" -- the reddish areas and pimples. And there's like, three different serums. It's starting to feel a bit like an evil-villan lair.
6. Apply a general moisturizer all over.
7. Finally, apply eye cream for those sensitive areas underneath the eyes.

Holy cow. How will you remember them all?

After each and every step, the computer says:

You are a very good girl.

And then it gives your penis a suck with the tube and then thrusts the (ribbed!) anal dildo into your bottom and then back again. The fingers on your balls grasp them then let go.

OH, that feels so nice.

By the end of all this, you are actually wishing there were more steps! Just a few more... please? Just a few more... I have to cum so bad... please??