How Many Pennys Does It Take To Make Nine New Kings?

Much of Westeros Was Arming Itself, From The North To The Dornish Southern Shores. War Was Coming, Sooner Than Winter. The Nine Penny Kings Were Back, But There Was No Blackfyre Amongst Them, Just A Targaryen Traitor. Viserys Had Declared Himself The Rightful King of Westeros, Calling Aegon and Rhaenys A Number of Barbaric and Disgusting Things, but Really Got A Rise Out of Aegon Was That Viserys Had The Balls to Call his Mother a Dornish Whore, and His Father a Dishonest Bastard. For Lord Stark, Jaehaerys, and Robert Baratheon it was what he'd called Lyanna that Boiled Their Blood.

So Aegon In His Fury Wrote to Every Great House of Westeros. To House Tyrell, House Tully, House Lannister, House Martell, House Greyjoy, and Arryn The Word Was Simple: Raise Your Banners, The Nine Penny Kings are Back............

Aegon Was Not To Overly Surprised that Viserys tried carving out his own kingdom. But the Cock Head had Taken the Royal Fleet With Him and Burned the Disloyal Captains alive and Their Ships With Them. So Aegon Needed A New Fleet, and New Master of Ships. Since The Royal Fleet Had Gone, Only Three Fleets would sufficiently Fill the Void. The Lannister, Redwyne, or Greyjoy's Iron Fleet. Aegon Had The Ever Present Additional Dilemma of Who Got to Lead The Vanguard, But For Him The Choice Was Simple.

Aegon Sat At A Great Convene of Lords. House Greyjoy, House Tyrell, House Lannister, House Baratheon, House Tully, House Arryn, House Martell, and House Stark all surrounded The King. In Between them, Was The Most Important Bannerman of These Houses. Aegon Sat In Silence, Letting None Speak Until He Let them. At Last Aegon Spoke. "Three Separate Assaults Will Be Brought To Bear. House Greyjoy Will Lead One and House Lannister The Other. The Lannister Fleet Will Mass and Lead The Sea **** Against The Pretender's Left The Iron and Redwyne Fleets Will Strike into The Right. Meanwhile A Large **** of Men Will Focus on Defending Our Borders, Acting As A Buffer **** until the Bastards try to Land." Says Aegon. "And What of The Vanguard Nephew?" Asks Oberyn. "The Choice Was Clear and Simple, There is One Man, One Lord I Know, That In Spite of The Circumstances of our Relationship, Will Not Let the Realm Die. Robert Baratheon Will Lead The Main **** of Men." Says Aegon Firmly. "You Trust Me That Much Boy?" Asks Robert, His Tone and Phrasing Dangerously Close to Treasonous. "No, I Don't. But The Fact Is, You Alone Have The Member Necessary to Do What is Best in Battle. Let me Line Out Why I Chose You Lord Baratheon. Lord Tywin is A Ruthless and Brilliant Strategist, But Not A Soldier and General. Lord Tyrell has Experience True, but At Best A Siege. Lord Greyjoy is A Naval Leader. Lord Stark is More Soldier Than General, but His Honor overshadows His Ferocity, Unlike You. Then We Have You Uncle Oberyn. Your No Moron, But I Can't Say That You aren't a Borderline Lunatic Either." Says Aegon with a Thread of Humor.

"You Wound Me Nephew." Says Oberyn Jokingly. "Forget That. When We Have A Full War Underway, House Tyrell, House Stark, and House Lannister Will Unite as Our Central **** of Fighting Men Under House Baratheon. House Arryn's Forces Will Combine With The Forces of House Tully and House Martell." Says Aegon. "Why A Separate **** Your Grace?" Asks Lord Stark. "With The Tyrell, Stark, and Lannister's Having the Largest Men to Field in entirety, They make Up The Bulk Army. House Arryn and House Tully Will Fight With House Martell as a Secondary **** of Mobile Independent Soldiers. But Let's Be Brutally Honest, Lord Royce and Lord Blackfish Would not work Well under Uncle Oberyn. However, Lord Blackfish is Different. Blackfish Your In Charge of This Secondary ****." Says Aegon.

"Anything Else?" Asks Aegon..............