How I met your mother

"Hey, Mom? Dad?" An eighteen year old girl asked as she came into the living room, her parents looking up at her.

"Something wrong, Cassie?" The forty year old man asked, looking up from his book.

"No, no." Cassie replied, "It's just that Professor Charleston is having us do a report on how each of our parents met the other. And in order to pass his stupid class, I... Well..."

"Oh boy..." The thirty-nine year old woman muttered, turning off the TV as she placed her scarlet red face in her hands. "I prayed you'd never ask us that."

"Why?"

"Let's just say that it's..." Her father said, trailing off to find the right words. "Really, really, REALLY embarrassing for the both of us."

"Okay, nevermind the report!" Cassie said, surprisingly interested. "Now I've gotta know this story! Think of it as payback for all the times you embarrassed me."

"We never did that to you!"

"My sixteenth birthday party with the inflatable -"

"Okay, okay! We get the point!" Her mother said with a sigh. "It all began eighteen years ago..."

Twenty-one year old Mary woke up with a yawn, slowly turning to the alarm clock that read midnight. Except... This wasn't her alarm clock.

This wasn't her bed.

THIS WASN'T HER ROOM!

"What the hell?!" Mary screamed jumping out of bed, frightened at this turn of events.

"What's going on?!" shouted an equally terrified, twenty-two year old Steven as he came out of the bathroom. "What is -"

Both the young man and young woman froze as they saw one another. Or more specifically, saw each other's naked bodies. Steven took in Mary's B cup breasts and shaven womanhood, while Mary got a good look at the four and a half inch manhood between Steven's legs.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH! YOU'RE NAKED!" Steven and Mary shouted simultaneously, covering up their respective body parts with their hands. "WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU NAKED?! WAIT, I'M NAKED?! AAAAAHHH! WE'RE NAKED!"

"What's going on here?!" Steven shouted, "Why am I naked in your room?!"

"MY ROOM?!" Mary shrieked, "What the hell am I doing naked in your room?! Did you kidnap me?!"

"What?! No! I never even talked to a girl before now! And this isn't my room!"

"Well, it's certainly not mine!"

"Stop, stop!" Cassie said, holding up her hand. "This doesn't make any sense! How did you two end up there without knowing?"

"That's what we wanted to know as well." Steven said, "Then your mother saw the note on the side table..."

"Well, if this isn't either of our rooms, then where are -" Mary began, only to stop as she, indeed, noticed the note on the side table. Picking it up, the two naked young adults looked it over.

"Dear Mary and Steven,

For too long, you two have been shy, nerdy wallflowers who desperately needed to get laid! I mean, Good Lord! We're about to graduate from college in three days, and you two are still virgins! Well, that ends tonight! Tyrone and I were talking it over in bed one night, and I was surprised when he told me his roommate was basically a male version of you, Mary! Almost as much as he was surprised when I told him you were a woman version of him.

So, the two of us being the kind, thoughtful, and considerate people we are, we decided to play matchmaker. We rented a hotel room for you two for the night, brought you two in while you were sleeping, stripped you both naked, and placed Mary in the bed and Steven in the bathroom.

No need to thank us.

We'll be back tomorrow morning to bring you your clothes back and take you back home. Though, we do have a little bet going on whether you two want to stay an extra night... ;)

With love,

Jessica and Tyrone."

"I... Am gonna... Freaking kill her!" Mary spat, tearing the letter to shreds.

"I can't believe this!" Steven scoffed, "I mean, I knew Tyrone was wild and impulsive, but this?! That guy is gonna be looking for a new roommate once I get back to the dorms!"

"Same here!" Mary said, turning to Steven... Only for the two to blush at turn away again.

"So, uh..." Steven said awkwardly, "We have no clothes on..."

"Gee, I hadn't noticed."

"So, that begs the question on how we're going to get back to our dorms."

"We could go down to the lobby, explain the situation, call a cab, and then go over to your dorm." Mary replied, "If I know that soon-to-be ex-roommate of mine, she'll most likely be there!"

"Okay, but how do we get down to the lobby without clothes?" Steven asked.

Mary poked her head out, looking around as her cheeks blazed. Not seeing anyone, she looked over her shoulder to Steven and whispered, "All clear!"

With no other words, Mary and Steven scampered out of the room, wrapped in the bedsheet as they tiptoed towards the elevator. The two were blushing like crazy as they slowly stepped out into the hallway.

"You remembered to get the room key, right?" Steven asked.

That made Mary stop and turn to the naked young man. "Me?!" She hissed, "I thought you had it!"

"Well, if you don't have it, and I don't -"

**THUNK**

**BEEP! BEEP!**

"No, no, no, no, no, no!" Mary whimpered as she raced to the hotel room door, trying to open it and failing. And to make matters worse, the sheet was stuck in the door.

"Good going, now we're BOTH locked out!" Mary snapped, turning back to Steven.