Horny Pork

"Olivia, I notice you have pigtails. Aren't pigs just cute animals?"

"So...cute..." Olivia mumbled.

"Yes. And because you have pigtails, you must want to be a pig."

"Be...a pig?"

John nodded. "Yes. When I snap my fingers, I want you to become a little piggy, walk on all fours around stage squealing and snorting. But more than that, you'll be a horny pig. Got it?"

The crowd laughed as Olivia nodded.

John snapped his fingers.

Olivia got to all fours. "Oink!" she yelled. "Oink! Oink! Ooooink!"

The crowd cheered as Olivia, now a horny piggy, began to hump the chair, desperately trying to get off.