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As much as John would like to help Piggy Olivia, he had to keep the main show PG-13. But the late-night show...

Olivia kept humping the chair. "Oink! Squeeee! Squee! Oink!" she cried, trying desperately to achieve piggy orgasm.

The audience was in uproarious laughter at this.

But John was only getting started. He scanned the audience for another celebrity.