Holy Shit! The Best Girl Poll! Steve!

Sage was relaxing on her couch. What a day! And it's not even fucking lunch time. Idly, she kicked the several empty bottles at her feet and summoned a fresh one. Pulling the cork with her teeth, she drank. Once she felt like enough of her rage had cooled off, she activated her communication magic.

"Terry. What the actual fuck?"

"What do you mean, 'How did I find out so fast?' Actually. No. Don't fucking answer that. By his left tit, I don't think I can handle it right now. I'm talking about Grace's hypno transformation. I had that earmarked as an EXIT transformation. I'm going to have to announce to the audience that it reads differently than intended. The suggestibility isn't supposed to be the permanent personality-altering stuff. It's all supposed to be TEMPORARY! For fuck's sake! It's a challenge punishment, NOT an EXIT punishment!"

"I am well aware that exit transformations are sometimes punishments, Teresa. However, SEEING AS SHE HASN'T BEEN ELIMINATED, IT'S A BIT EARLY FOR AN ELIMINATION!"

"What the fuck do you mean, by 'Oops'?"

Now I've got to try and fix this mid-vote. I swear if we get canceled over this, I'm going to ask that they let me deal with you first. They can do whatever to me, but I'm going to request that one last thing."

"I have never been more serious about anything in my life."

"Mom is currently listening. So feel free to whine. I'm signing off. This is Strike One, Terry."

Sighing, Sage finished her bottle. As she was sitting in the quiet, contemplating what karmic burden she must have accrued in a past life to be plagued with such incompetence, a cold wet nose nudged her hand. Looking down, she saw Sgt. Barkles. With the Best Girl Poll? In his mouth?

"Fuck me." Making a note to have a conversation with Steve, Sage gave the dog a pat on the head and a, "Good boy". Taking the soggy document from the dog, she turned to address the camera she knew was silently watching the train wreck her season was devolving into. "I apologize if the mixup on the severity of certain transformations has impacted the vote. Feel free to comment if that confusion affected your vote. I'm setting aside at least one veto. Thanks for understanding."

Sighing, Sage slumped back into the couch. "Don't make me do it, Terry. Don't fucking make me."

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Best Girl poll: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8orMxBnY

A/N: Hopefully there wasnt too much confusion regarding the transformations for Grace. If so, let me know and I'll see what I can do.