Hold the Phone

‘Hmm, well I guess I should call in to check on the kids’ “I think I will play a round of “Hold the Phone” Johnny.”

“I see! “Hold the Phone” is it? Are you sure? Last chance to change your mind!”

“Yes, I’m sure Johnny!”

“Ok then, who you would you like to call?”

“My friend, Sarah.”

“Sarah? As in, Sarah McDonald? The one who you says is currently babysitting your children tonight? That Sarah?”

“Y-Yes, that Sarah.” ‘Why do he cares so much?’

“This should be interesting. Alright guys, please connect us to Sarah.”

“WAIT! You aren’t going to give me my phone?!”

“Hmm? No, no of course not. Your phone will be connect to our sound-stereo and your call will be broadcasted to everyone in the audience as well as those at home.”

“I, I, I didn’t, I thought...”

“You thought you were going to have a private conversation with your friend, is that it?”

“Y-Yes.”

“Well, I’m sorry to inform you that to insecure that no cheating or fake call be made, we will recquire that all phone call made during “Hold the Phone” will be connected to the sound-stereo. And to insecure that no one interfere with the call, our audience will be separated by sound-proof glass. Would you like to withdraw? This is your true last chance to call it off.”