His Sister

Colin hit the speed dial button and called in his sister, Kelsey. She was currently working at the Pine Grove Mcdonald's, he could warn her about the horde in their neighbourhood.

A dial tone buzzed in the air. No answer.

"What?" Colin uttered in confusion.

He looked in his text messages and saw that his sister sent an unwelcome message over two hours ago.

'Hey, Colin. Tell Mom to get me something for my stomach, it's been aching like crazy. Don't tell her this, but it started when some lady dressed in slutty clothes frenched me from in front of the counter.'

His heart sank. He speed dialled again and froze when he heard where his sister's ring tone was coming from. It was outside his window. He gazed out in horror. His sister stood there, but not as he knew her. He hair was a brighter blonde and cascaded down her back, he buttocks were swollen out and squeezed against her skin-tight work pants, and her breasts had gone from modest C cups to size E bazongas. Soon, bimbo Kelsey saw her brother and crashed through the window, joined by the bimbo who finally broke down the back door. In a matter of moments, two bimbos became three.