Himiwako

You open the page titled Haruhi Miwako. You learn that she goes by "Himiwako" on most platforms so you do a bit on web searching. T cups or not, she seems to be a real deal. Her Twitter, Twitch and YouTube profiles seem to have been inactive for some years, so you come to thinks this may not lead anywhere. At least she seems to still have Instagram.

You open her profile. It's private, but at least these's some interesting profile text. You read: "I'm pure - no plastic - no stuffing & growing"

You get an instant boner when you read the word "growing".

The final line in her profile reads: "For bookings|email|Paypal [email protected]#BusinessONLY

"This IS business", you think, open your Gmail and write a quick e-mail to the address.

Later that evening, you check your e-mail and are surprised to find a reply.

"Dear John, of course I can come over for inspection. I checked the flight schedules and I should be able to get there by Wednesday. Pls e-mail your phone and address so I can find you. Love, Himiwako".