High school reunion

Back when Melissa was in high school, she was somewhat of a loser. She was known for always embarrassing herself. And when she didn’t do it herself, her bullies always found new ways to humiliate her. The worst prank was when she got pantsed during her oboe performance with the school band, exposing her adult diapers to the school.

Now, twenty years later, Melissa got it made. A successful tech company, a large home, and six figures on her bank account. So of course she was looking out for her high school reunion to show off her new life, and of course she was deeply disappointed when the school cancelled it. Taking the initiative, she contacted her old classmates and decided to host the reunion at her place. It would also be a good way to christen the new hot tub.

Just before the guests came in, Melissa decided to test the hot tub in the backyard. She started with the lowest setting.

“God, that’s good!”

The medium.

“This is heaven!”

And finally, the highest setting.

“Oh, OH, THIS IS HELL!”

For some reason, whether it was faulty programming or bad installation, the highest setting sucked instead of blowing. Melissa quickly turned the pool off, only to discover that her swimsuit was gone.

“How did I lose my swimsuit in a freaking hot tub?!”

Melissa could hear the guests coming in, and the gate to the backyard was open.

“God, they can’t know what happened! Not when I can finally prove myself. What do I do?!”