Hide her away

Satisfied she won't come to any harm you fold her up and stash her in your gym bag along with the ray gun.

"There, now I can get back to enjoying my day off with no interruptions." you say throwing the bag in a corner "I'll just restore her Monday morning and play dumb when she can't remember anything about the weekend."

Maybe that's a shitty thing to do? Maybe you should be at least a little curious about the magical ray gun? Maybe there are a million more constructive things you could be doing with your day, but fuck it! It's been a long week and the fact is you can't be bothered to do anything much.

You park your ass on the sofa, crack open a breakfast beer and start watching dumb action movies without the slightest pang of guilt.

Several beers and a Chuck Norris marathon later you are drowsing in the afternoon sun when....