Here I go, Kiss the mage.

I headed over toward the barkeep.

“Sorry about my wife. She has been drinking.” I grabbed Minerva and gave her a kiss. At first she was surprised by my gambit not sure what to do but she quickly caught onto my gambit as she began to kiss me back. Her hand slid around and grasped my ass as she tried to sell that the two of us were married. Our tongues danced at one another for a few seconds before I pulled away.

“She is with you?” the man sneered.

“Yes.” I nodded.

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“Then do me a favor and take the drunk bitch out of here.” The man pointed toward the door with his thumb.

“What did you call me you son of a...” Minerva began to yell as she spread out her hand to cast a spell. I grabbed her arm with one hand and put another over her mouth quickly before she could do whatever she was planning.

“Sorry. We are leaving.” I smiled and pulled her toward the door.

“Get her out of here and don't come back. Like I don't know what she is going on about but I don't know the dragon queen and I ever did meet her in person I would kill the dragon cock sucking whore.” The man yelled.

“And with that I bid you all ado.” The elf Artemis said as she did a curtsy flashing the men and the table as she raised up her skirt while her anyone in front of her got a nice view down her blouse. She hoped down off the table and headed for the door where Selene was already waiting on us somehow having slipped through the crowd. Once we were outside Minerva turned me around and slapped me.

“Don't you ever kiss a lady like that without permission again.” She said as she blushed brightly.

“Noted. Though you should know Alex was a girl.” I smiled.

“What?” She looked at me confused.

“A pretty hot one to.” Selene added.

“Why is your tit out?” Artemis opened the robe to she it off as she leaned down and gave it a few pokes as she giggled.

“Lock Box Mimic.” Selene pulled her cloak shut.

“I hate those fucking things. At least it wasn't a toilet this time.” Minerva frowned.

“Did you capture it?” Artemis smiled.

“No why?”

“I want one as a pet.” Artemis said as she skipped along splashing in a puddle and kicking up water. At least she was a happy drunk.

“You can not keep a mimic as a pet.” Selene shook her head.

“That would make for some fascinating magical research though.” Minerva touched her chin.

“It's dead.” Selene added.

“Maybe the paladin could bring it back...” Artemis began to say.

“No.” Selene and I said together.

“Where are we going. Shouldn't we get an Inn for the night?” I asked.

“Through here?” Selene said as she cut down an alley. “We set up a camp.” She said as she led us to a small tent in between two buildings. Looked hardly big enough for two people to sleep in.

“Looks cozy.” I frowned.

“Much better then any tavern.” Artemis ducked inside.

“If you say so.” I frowned. Selene went in next followed by Minerva. I had no clue how all three managed to walk in.

“Come on in.” Artemis reached out and grabbed my arm and **** me in. I ducked down and went in and found myself inside a room. It was the tent still with white canvas walls but it was much bigger then actually possible. A full room with a wash basin, two beds, twin chest at the foot of the beds, a changing curtain, a mirror, small desk and table where Minerva was lighting a lantern.

“What in the?” I looked back outside and then around the room.

“It's bigger on the inside.” Artemis said as she held out her arms.

“Like her mouth.” Selene said as she peeked out from behind the screen as she changed tops.

“Hey.” Artemis frowned.

“It was a compliment.” Selene said from behind the screen. “I have seen how much you can fit in there is all.”

“Ooh. I really can. Want to see me fit a whole sword down my throat. I totally can.” Artemis smiled.

“Maybe later.” I shook my head at the thought.

“So did you get anything useful?” Minerva said changing the subject. We went over what had happened and handed her the letters which she read.

“So according to these letters Alexandria and the Dragon Queen were in a party together years ago and became lovers. The party defeated the dark lord and his army and then the dragon queen took the egg before it hatched to raise it. With it she conquered the orcs, goblins, and trolls and now has turned her sight on the human kingdoms. She was giving Alexandria a chance to flee the city before the next full moon. No doubt when her army will attack.” Minerva shook her head.

“Question is who is the wizard who betrayed the dragon queen that she fears.” Selene shook her head as she looked at one of the letters. Artemis meanwhile was giggling as she poked her finger in and out of a slit in the paper she was holding, rather suggestively, where Selene had stabbed the letters.

“Well we can't go back and ask can we?” Minerva gave her a look.

“We could.” Artemis smiled.

“No.” The other two girls said.

“Just a suggestion.” Artemis pouted.

“Our next step is finding the wizard. If we had something he enchanted like the lock box that attacked you I might be able to cast a locater spell.” Minerva said.

“I might have something.” Selene grabbed her satchel from where she had hung it and pulled out

“Ooh. What is that?” Artemis said as she came over.

“A magic wand of sorts.” Selena smiled at me.

“Looks like a unicorn horn?” Artemis said as she took it in hand and giggled.. “Ooh it jiggles.”

“It is a unicorn horn.” Minerva said as she took it.

“Poor unicorn has no horn.” Artemis pouted. “Why does it vibrate?”

“Best you don't know.” I replied.

“Lets see.” Minerva laid it on the table and cast a spell. The horn quickly turned and pointed south. “That did it. The wizard must be in town or his workshop anyways.” At least he wasn't in the castle to the north. That was a headache we didn't need. “We should get some rest and head over in the morning. Your still loopy from getting a dose of your own medicine, he is drunk, and I am tired.”

“What about him.”

“I guess he can crash with one of us. We only have two beds so who do you want to bunk with tonight?"

Who do you sleep with tonight?