Here's your big chance

The wave pool was a new attraction at the water park. People were gathered around as artificial waves shot through a square of water. At the moment a man was skillfully surfing upon it. There was a large screen nearby showing a blow up of his image, so everyone at the park could watch.

Britney pulled Lauren up to the ride. She grabbed one of the foam boards from a rack and handed it to Lauren. Lauren stumbled along as Britney pulled her up to the entrance of the ride.

"Okay Larry, here's your big chance to surf!" Britney said, shoving Lauren out.

Lauren stumbled, now on the ride and the center of attention. The artificial waves started and Lauren stumbled, almost losing her footing as she threw down the surfboard and awkwardly stood upon it, struggling to hold up her baggy shorts, the only item of clothing she had...