Her long-awaited shower

Water sprayed from all directions; left, right, up. I knocked Willow of her feet, floundering around in the current.

"Oh. God, please stop, please stop!" Pleaded Willow, in the faint hope someone would hear her.

On the plus side, it washed all the dirt and grime from the dump away. Bad thing is she lost her dress in the water, and thanks to her poor eyesight and disorientation, she couldn't find it anymore.

Meanwhile, the guy who had his car washed, noticed her struggle. So he did the one thing on his mind; whip out his phone, and record everything. "This is gonna get me so much Karma on Reddit."

"Can someone turn this thing off?!"