Heidi

"Heidi Ho" says Chrissie

"Am not!" says Heidi

"Chrissie" says Maggie "You know that Heidi never takes monetary compensation"

"Exactly" says Heidi "I do it because I enjoy it"

"She's a slut, not a ho" says Maggie

"Oh sorry" says Chrissie.

"So you should be" says Heidi and they all laugh.

The truth is that despite being a gorgeous cheerleader, and therefore every high-schoolboy's wet dream, Heidi is a virgin. She's not some 'Love Waits' type, and would be happy to loose it to the right guy, but (as Maggie and Chrissie put it when Heidi's not around) she has 'daddy issues'. The fact is that Heidi's dad is only 38 and according to Maggie & Chrissie 'a bonafide FILF' (although never around Heidi unless they want something thrown at them). However, since Heidi refuses to admit that she might be attracted to her dad, she concentrates her attention on men who are old enough to be her father (most of whom are older than him). This includes teachers, friend's fathers and anyone else with "a little maturity" as she puts it. Even college guys like Dave are "too immature" for her.

Unfortunately for Heidi all the men she likes are mature enough to realise that, attractive as she is, she is still underage (or 'jailbait' as he friends call her, again when they feel the number of thrown objects in their life is lacking). At least she was until a few weeks ago. She has spent almost every day since turning 18 trying to subtly convince men of her 'legality', but up till now without success.

Since the good karma she got when she 'set up' Chrissie and Rafe this morning was pretty much blown on her little stunt with Felicity, Maggie decides that she should do something nice for Heidi. She could let one of Heidi's favorite teachers react the way she hopes they will to her flirting, except that the teachers Heidi 'likes' are actually pretty good teachers and unless Maggie, or they, are very careful any who have 'inappropriate contact' with a student are going to be out of the teaching profession quicker than they can say "I don't know what came over me". Why couldn't she fall for a bad teacher?

That only left her friend's dads. Maggie wasn't going to allow Heidi at her dad, obviously. But Chrissie's dad. Her mother had left them a year ago. Maybe he would be a good choice. Maggie decides to talk to Chrissie about it at lunchtime.