Health and hygiene!

Gary walked down the street to his local grocery store. As he was rounding a corner he came upon a curious scene.

A middle aged mother was standing with her 2 smirking college aged sons as the local police officer who patrolled their neighborhood for years was lecturing her. “Maam, its very important that we make sure our female citizens are healthy and hygenic. So please… your last gyno exam when was it?” Her two sons looked down at the ground and tried not to laugh. The moms face turned beet red as she lowered her head and muttered, “a few months ago…” The cop took thorough notes and asked her many questions about the appointment.

“… she tool my height and weight… 145lb…”

“Yes… she did a breast exam… and a pap smear…” she said with a tear in her eyes.

“…yes…she examined…my …rectum as well…” she answered, her voice breaking. The cop then asked if she was given any medication or anything.

“… i um…” the mother looked around i.ln panic, then answered in a defeated tone. “She wrote me a prescription for a special lubricant… i have sensitive skin on my…vagina…” she started to cry softly.