He unknowingly manages to divert the attention - for now

Taylor's eyes darted around the crowd, noticing both guys and gals giggling at his rather silly wardrobe malfunction (rather than his minuscule shaft), and even some recording videos or taking photos of him.

Taylor threw his hands to his groin as fast as he could, slowly starting to panic "keep it cool, you can still salvage this" he thought to himself, when his "second head" gave him an idea:

Amidst all the adrenaline he felt his dick harden behind his hand. Bracing himself, he threw his hands behind his head, thrusted his hips forward, and proudly announced:

"THIS PARTY IS OFFICIALLY CLOTHES OPTIONAL!"

And to his relief (for now), the crowd cheered to that. Maybe it was the **** or his foolish courage but a fair number of girls followed suit, going topless.

"You did it again you sexy maniac~" Taylor though to himself. Not wasting any time he continued his exhibition, making sure his junk was front and center on his poses, his enormous balls swinged impressively, but his tiny 3 inch boner didn't do much besides jiggle in place.

But most of the crowd was taking photos or making videos, so he was sure he was doing something very right there.

But at some point he had to go meet his fans, and as a finale, he for once used the diving board for what it was made for and jumped, cannonballing into the pool with all the **** a huge beefcake like him could, basking in all the attention (well at least while he didn't knew why people were even more fixated on him now).

So there he was in the deep end of the pool, ready to meet his adoring fans. "Just wish the water wasn't freezing cold, oof." Taylor thought, pondering his next move.