A reality check

Taylor takes his time getting out of the pool, to him swimming was just another way to show off his body, and just so happens that a group of girls were waiting him right outside of it, including the cat that gave him the great idea of and he was ready for some sexy action with them.

But as he came out his "welcome committe" rather than tear off the little clothing they still had on, they broke into laughter. Normally cold water would just make a guy look less than impressive downstairs, but with how little Taylor had that it almost entirely retracted back into his body leaving just barely below half an inch of head peeking out.

Taylor looked down and quickly threw his hands over his crotch "Whoops, water was colder than i thought~" he tried to be cheeky.

"Yeah, it might have frozen your little guy off" one of the girls added, giggling "You might want to go back and look for it before it gets past the pool filter!" another added, follwing along

"Hey wait I think i found it!" a chubby bunny girl points to a vienna sausage she had on a toothpick, prompting the whole group to laugh even harder.

Taylor's face grew red with the jokes "Ok, enough with that, its just the cold" but regaining his composture, and a more confident (and uncovered) pose he added "In fact, why don't one of you girls come over and warm me up then?"

"Not me, my ass is so fat that I think it would just squash your little guy flat" A husky gal retorted to him, once again earning another round of laughter from her friends and a rather annoyed look from Taylor. Amidst that the cat from earlier came forth and asked him:

"You know its lame to lie to girls right? Being so big everywhere, yet where it counts being so..." She looked down at his crotch, then up at him and wriggled her pinky finger up on his face "Gotta give you credit though, you got the balls to do this, literally."

Taylor wasn't about to lose his cool, but gave a stern "ENOUGH." to the group "My dick is fine, its just the cold, now cut the crap."

The cat returned with "Yeah sure, we saw, or barely saw, what little you have in your pants before you got in the pool" at that moment she knew exactly how to grab him by the, metaphorical, balls and was loving every second of it "aaand me and the girls are pretty sure you have the tiniest, thinnest wang in this party."

And just like that he fell for her trap completely. "Wanna bet on that sis?" he said, puffing out his chest, "yeah I do buddy." she said, puffing out hers, and added: "We'll compare your little toy to every other guy on this party. If at least one poor guy has less than dick than you somehow, I'm all yours for the rest of the week." The cat and her friends' faces quickly twisted into wicked smiles "But if you lose, me and the girls will give you a proper punishment~"

Taylor wasn't fazed by their threat in the slightlest (to his misfortune) "Game on girls." His lips turning into a confident smile "Lets get this show on the road"