He reluctantly approves the dirty cards

"Okay, I'll fill out the form that says that they're morally decent," Tanukichi relented, bringing up an online form on his wrist projector. "But we're even after this, got it?"

"Don't worry, after this we'll be as square as your mom's cooch after she learned to masturbate with the TV remote!" Ayame said.

"Did you really have to put it like that?" Tanukichi asked, a big drop of sweat rolling down his forehead.

"Sorry, I'm just so excited! Now dirty pictures on cards are going to be completely... normal!" Ayame practically bounced around the room in glee.

"Hey, you better not **** this favor I'm doing you. These cards need to be for your personal use only," Tanukichi said as he finished the form.

"What, me? Do something reckless with them?" Ayame responded. "Why, Tanukichi, I would never even imagine doing something like that."

After approving the cards, the rest of Tanukichi Okuma's day went relatively normally, aside form a few people congratulating him on his new student council position. It wasn't until the next day that he noticed any real changes.

"Oh, hey, you have a Pink? That's so rare!" he overheard a female Tokioka student say as she and her friends huddled around some cards. "Can I have it? Its so cute! I hang it from my backpack!"

"No way, I had to write someone's paper to get my hands on it! You'll have to get your own!" Her friend replied.

"Huh, they release some kind of new game recently?" He thought to himself. "Maybe Pokemon cards are finally coming back after all these years."

"Wow, look at that face," he heard another boy say on the train to school as he huddled with his friend next to him. "Is it even possible to make a face like that in real life?"

"I don't know," his friend replied. "Let me try. Mmm! Bleh! Blah!"

Curious, Tanukichi looked over the students' shoulders and saw... one of the very same orgasming women that Ayame showed him yesterday.

"Kajou..." Tanukichi grumbled to himself. "Okay, calm down. It's just two guys with one card.. one probably got curious she gave it to them. No need to freak out."

As Tanukichi got off the train, he noticed another group of Tokioka girls, this time gathering for a group selfie as they all imitated an ahegao face on a card they were holding.

"Okay, so she gave out a dozen cards... no big deal," Tanukichi said to himself.

"Hey, dude," A male student said to Tanukichi from behind a small table in front of the academy. "You're new, right? Would you like to have your fortune told?"

"Uh, sure?" Tanukichi replied.

"Let's see here..." The boy shuffled a small deck of cards and revealed the first one, which appeared to be a 4 of clubs with a picture of a woman biting her upper lip in bliss while she gives two 'peace' signs to the camera. "4 of fingers. Very interesting..." The next card was an ace of spades that showed a woman with black hair and blue eyes posing in sexy black lingerie as she laid upside down on a couch. "Ace of choice... very special." The third and final card, jack of diamonds, showed a group of girls of various ethnicities wearing Playboy bunny outfits and standing in a line. "The family of fun. According to this, you're going to have a great time here at Tokioka Academy... but someone will always be interfering with whatever choices you make. Sounds kinda contradictory."

"You don't say..." Tanukichi replied, having ignored everything the student just said. "Thanks for the, uh... reading."

"Okay, don't freak out yet... I'm sure she only gave out one or two decks..." Tanukichi thought to himself as he walked to the front door of the school - only to come to a complete halt when he opened said door.

The cards. Were. Everywhere!

People had them on their backpacks, in their pockets, on their book bags, on their books, and even on their binders. They were trading them, comparing them, and some of them were even playing games with them.

"Ha! You activated my tongue card!" A girl said to the student sitting across from her as she flipped a card to reveal a naked blonde sticking her tongue out.

"Man, this game is so unfair!" her opponent complained, slamming her cards to the ground.

"Lewd... pictures... everywhere..." Tanukichi said to himself. "Grr... Kajou!"

"Quiet down." Ayame appeared from behind Tanukichi and adjusted her glasses. "This is a school day, and shouting isn't allowed in the halls."

"Grr... you're coming with me." Tanukichi grabbed Ayame by the wrist and dragged her into an empty classroom, where she quickly lost her glasses, her ponytail, and her serious demeanor. "I thought you said you wouldn't **** those cards being normal!"

"Hey, how was I supposed to know they'd be so popular?" Ayame feigned innocence. "You give out one card and suddenly everyone wants a deck."

"And you just happened to have thousands of spare cards lying around?" Tanukichi asked accusingly.

"Yeah - I used them in my Blue Snow terrorist attacks, but no one ever so much as picked them up," Ayame explained as she took out her phone disruptor. "But now that they've been endorsed as morally healthy by the student council, students can't get enough of them! They're like a virgin girl who just figured out how to give herself multiple orgasms, and now they're fucking themselves until they pass out!"

"You... you knew this would happen! Yesterday was just some big setup!" Tanukichi shouted.

"Yep, and you fell for it hook, line, and stinker~" Ayame stuck her tongue out at Tanukichi. "And the best part is, you're an accomplice now, so you can't even turn me in without implicating yourself! And believe me, the morality police are not forgiving about this kind of thing. Don't worry, though - that just means you can keep helping me change society without worrying about putting yourself in any more danger than you're already in."

"You... you..." Tanukichi stuttered in shock.

"You, you, you what?" Ayame asked mockingly. "Is the word you're looking for start with a 'B'? An 'A'? A 'C'? Go on, tell me! With this phone on, you can say whatever the fuck you want, so fucking say it!"

Before either of them could say anything else, however, the door to the classroom suddenly opened.